Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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