That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Dick very happy bro
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