OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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