Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
