It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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