Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So vagazzling was a success
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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