remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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