new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its not stalking. its research.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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