Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
