I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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