He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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