Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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