Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
did i just pee glitter
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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