I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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