You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
this hospital has no fireball
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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