You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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