so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
