You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
where am i from again
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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