toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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