Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Im part way to drunk.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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