If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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