Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
