I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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