either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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