We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He passed out mid-signature
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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