I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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