i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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