i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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