Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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