it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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