direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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