and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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