is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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