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(217): View more from Illinois

the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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(765): View more from Indiana

laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..

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(630): View more from Illinois

his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass

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(516): View more from New York

She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.

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(707): View more from California

We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.

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(708): View more from Illinois

worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?

(630): View more from Illinois

...I don't remember telling you about that but yes

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me

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