what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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