i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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