got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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