Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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