Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Randomize
