She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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