MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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