Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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