its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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