that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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