Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Randomize
