How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
only you would photoshop your dick
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
