we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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