all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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