She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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