Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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