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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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