We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Are we still banned from the library?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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