this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Randomize
