I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
