All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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